Saturday's Joke of the Night.

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You got a phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you got a pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen."

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches....