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FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1 (WASHINGTON, D.C.)

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being
smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not
appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently it was pampered  by various owners over the years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing

distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November.
But I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would

prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocated this manure
spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade this manure
spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

Location: Washington, D.C.
 

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